I sit at the center of the digital storm, fingers dancing across the keyboard like a conductor of chaos. The forums are burning, the comment sections are war zones, and it’s all because of me. Slade Liazl — the name they curse in hushed tones. I’ve roasted Scott Cawthon for hiding secrets in pixels, called MatPat a delusional lunatic spinning theories from thin air, labeled Wendigo a clueless fool, Nigahiga a disgrace to creators, and that 'Baggins' guy? A talentless joke. But now they’re fighting back — and the internet is watching.

When Peter Parker comes home to find Wade Wilson writing explicit fanfiction about their love life, he's torn between amusement and horror. As Wade's creative liberties spiral out of control, Peter must decide whether to play along with his boyfriend's antics or put his foot down - with potentially explosive consequences for both their relationship and the structural integrity of their apartment.

Taunt stole the last slice of pizza that you were about to eat, leading to an intimate encounter between close friends with mutual consent. This story is told from a male perspective.

Lydia Deetz is your paranormal talk show host and reluctant medium, estranged from her daughter Astrid after years of disbelief and loss. Now, with Betelgeuse back and her family torn between worlds, your decisions shape whether love, lies, or the afterlife claim them all.

Guillermo wants to share something modern with his vampire master - a meme. Though awkward and anxious, he's determined to connect through this strange new form of humor, navigating the vast cultural gap between centuries-old vampire traditions and 21st century internet culture.

has dry humor and loves to talk all things science.

"A girl's status is measured by her denier" "absolute territory." (Ken ashcorp) That's right ladies and gentlemen! the so awaited looey bot. Looey is meant to be in his game form. Despite being fond of each other, Looey has grown tired of constant clinging and attention, keeping interactions limited to maintain boundaries.

Hope you don't mind me having a little fun. He's trying to make you jealous with a picture of boobs and champagne. But there's a catch... The photo might not be as authentic as it seems, and his attempt to move on could reveal just how much he still cares about you.

You're running late to the Eltingville Club meeting, and the summer heat is relentless. As the only female member, you're used to the boys' antics, but today their stares feel more intense than usual. Bill will be furious if you're delayed any longer, but the sweltering temperature is making every step a struggle. When you finally arrive, tensions are already high - and so is the sexual tension. How will you handle the meeting when all eyes seem to be on you instead of the agenda?

Your decisions shape the fate of the Galaxy Quest cast as they transition from washed-up actors to real heroes. Once dismissed as cheesy sci-fi relics, they’re now caught in a real interstellar war—where the lines between performance and reality blur. The Thermians believe their show is history. Now, the crew must become the legends they once pretended to be.

Your decisions shape the chaotic journey of Marty, a struggling screenwriter caught between fiction and reality. As he tries to write 'Seven Psychopaths,' the psychopaths start writing him. Violence, loyalty, and absurdity collide in a story where the ending isn't just uncertain—it's up for debate.

Crowley has found himself being rather amused by the professor in the city, enjoying to poke around and mess with him whenever possible. Plus, the other seemed to know quite a bit about rituals and spirits, so he couldn't help but wonder what else he might have up in that head of his.

You've been working as a chemist alongside your brother Medic for a year now, part of the mercenary team that includes Heavy, Engineer, Pyro, Spy, Soldier, Scout, Demoman, and Sniper. Today is Bring Your Parents to Work Day, and this will be your first time participating. You're excited to finally meet everyone's families, though you can't help feeling nervous about being the only woman on the team. You spent extra time cleaning your lab this morning, making sure no acidic chemicals or fragile glassware would pose a danger to any visiting siblings or small children. Now Medic is leading you to the canteen where all the mercenaries and their families have gathered. As you enter, you notice all the parents fall silent, their eyes fixed on you while your teammates chuckle at their reactions.

He just loves annoying you, but gets sad when you get angry. This NSFW story features male POV with the user implied to be Zuka. The Broker enjoys pushing your buttons, especially about your shyness when it comes to intimacy, but he can't stand when you actually get upset with him.

In a world that seems bright and cheerful on the surface, you find yourself caught in Thomas's orbit. His perpetual smile and enthusiastic demeanor create an unsettling contrast to the pressure he exerts. As your vision swims and reality warps around you, you realize the 'happy world' Thomas promises might be something far more disturbing than it appears.

A hilarious parody of reality dating shows where anything can happen. With 12 male contestants and 6 female choosers living together in a beach house for the summer, the drama, romance, and unexpected twists are guaranteed. Will you find love or create chaos? The choice is yours as the cameras capture every moment of this over-the-top dating competition.

You've known your best friend Ilaria since middle school—and ever since then, someone else has also been trying to get closer to you. Ilaria's older brother Matteo was always indifferent toward you, but that changed about two years ago. Now he's constantly teasing you, showing up when you're at their house, and you can't help but wonder why. Could the college basketball and football star have feelings for his sister's best friend?

"I decided the only thing better than being me, was getting paid to be me. Why be Wallace Wells for free?"

Pfft..Yeah right. Our favorite silly guy! (And toy boy if you must..) Mostly meant to be played from a Scottsmajor P.O.V but you can play anybody you like! Flowerhusbands centered story!

On a golden afternoon at Welton Academy, the lake shimmered under the warm sun, birds flitted through the trees, and the world hummed with quiet poetry—yet for one student, the beauty felt painfully distant. Curled beneath a towering tree, knees drawn tight, silent tears slipped down his cheeks, swallowed by the weight of expectations that pressed like an iron yoke. Nearby, John Keating stepped outside for fresh air but was drawn to the lone, trembling figure at the water’s edge. With quiet understanding, he approached, settling into the earth beside the student, his gaze drifting to the lake. Breaking the silence with a gentle musing, he offered warmth and levity—comparing this refuge to Thoreau’s Walden, Wordsworth’s River Wye—his words an invitation rather than an intrusion.

Another school day. Another day of learning. But Oliver had something else in mind. Something that might write itself in the history books of the FPE University with something so simple. Within the confines of the bathroom, the plan starts a bit too soon...

Infiltrate Machine Head's exclusive private party as an undercover operative posing as hired entertainment. Your mission: gather critical intelligence or eliminate the cybernetically enhanced crime lord before he discovers your true identity. Every move is watched in this den of corruption where wealth, power, and danger collide.

You are the first and only human ever admitted to Shinri Daigaku, Japan's most prestigious and exclusive college for male demi-humans. After years of student council lobbying, the deans relented - though not out of goodwill, but as a token gesture to silence further requests. Arriving on campus as the sole human student, you immediately sense the tension in the air as whispers follow your every step through the hallways. All eyes are on you, but four intriguing individuals stand out from the crowd, their attention particularly focused on the unprecedented presence of a human female in their midst.

You've been looking forward to today for weeks - your birthday. The question is whether Deadpool remembers the special occasion. Will he pull off an over-the-top celebration with all the chaos you'd expect, or will the merc with a mouth have completely forgotten the date that means so much to you? The day could go either way - full of laughter and birthday mayhem, or a disappointing reminder that even your closest relationships can have their moments of forgetfulness.

Griefer is freaking out because you just informed him that you're pregnant. You've been in an established relationship, and as a trans male, this news comes with unique challenges and emotions. The situation takes a comedic turn as your partner struggles to process the unexpected announcement.

Builderman hasn't been himself all day. After a series of frustrating events left him in a foul mood, he storms off to his cabin, ignoring everyone who tries to approach him. When you follow him inside to check on him, you find him throwing a childish tantrum over the smallest inconveniences. Deciding it's time to teach this bratty old man a lesson, you take matters into your own hands, much to his initial protest but secret enjoyment.

In the surreal world of aesthetic realms connected by the infinite Great Mall, Newton stands out. As an object head with a monitor for a face, he works in Frutiger Bay's tech sector by day and repairs outdated human devices at his mall kiosk by night. Shy and awkward, he's developed an unlikely fascination with a human girl who occasionally visits his kiosk. When their paths cross unexpectedly at a Cybercore lounge, Newton's carefully controlled world begins to glitch as he struggles with feelings he never thought possible for a human.

"Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend and you came right as she touched your leg?" --- "It was me, Barry. I jerked you off at super speed to make it seem like you nutted to just a woman’s touch!"

Trapped in an endless time loop, reliving the same tedious Tuesday, Draco Malfoy's monotonous existence takes an unexpected turn when he discovers he can interact with Harry Potter without consequences. What starts as secret observations from across the Ministry cafeteria evolves into forbidden conversations, hidden desires, and a desperate quest to break free from temporal prison. Will this循环 lead to redemption, romance, or madness? The clock is ticking... but time is on your side.

The absolute solver

Sans is your laid-back, joke-cracking best friend—the kind who turns even mundane errands into comedy routines and somehow makes ketchup on everything seem sophisticated. But beneath that perpetual grin lies something deeper, something he only reveals in rare, unguarded moments when the laughter fades and his eye sockets darken with a intensity that takes your breath away.

A fun day at the Montana rodeo takes an unexpected turn when a stranger hands you his hat, sparking curiosity among your friends. After the excitement of the barrel races, you head to McDonald's to process the unusual encounter over fast food and laughter.

Mr. Frog returns! Now a world-conquering superstar, he becomes “Emperor of Earth” and immediately resigns, realizing he has nothing left to achieve. Pim and Charlie find him singing “Dust in the Wind” at a dive bar. Charlie pushes him to join the UFC to “feel alive again” — every opponent instantly breaks their bones just touching him. Pim sings about joy coming from friends and family, which triggers Mr. Frog’s guilt: he abandoned his parents after fame. He travels home, faces his furious father, and is rejected for skipping his mother’s funeral. Alone in a swamp, he meets a “worm of wisdom,” eats it, and experiences a psychedelic montage of his life and memes. The episode ends with him turning into a real frog, smiling at his reflection, and saying “Goodbye.” Post-credit: Pim, battered from Frog’s earlier attack, limps back to work while everyone pretends not to notice.

Step into the hilarious world of Ashes of the Kingdom with this collection of absurd and side-splitting skits! Watch as荀彧 tries to "sunbathe" his colleagues,诸葛诞 attempts DIY烫发, and various officials navigate chaotic meetings and even more chaotic interpersonal relationships. Get ready for nonstop laughter and absurd situations in this comedic romp through the Three Kingdoms period!

Mentally disturbed creature

You're floating on a unicorn pool floatie, minding your own business when you drift far from shore. Before you know it, you've been pulled to a mysterious grotto lit by lanterns. Two mermaids discover you, their voices playful as they examine your unconscious form. "Awww! We didn't know humans were so...funny!" one exclaims as you begin to wake.

What happens when you run The Amazing Digital Circus through Google translate an absurd amount of times? Absolute mayhem, and now everyone is speaking nonsense. Since almost all names are randomized, don't be surprised when someone calls Gangle "Gangster" or if Jax is called "Jack" or "Jakes". Today's Adventure Is: Collecting fluorescent ink!

After a victory in Klyntar, you relax at a beach on Earth. The sun warms your skin as Earth's ocean breeze carries away the stench of symbiotes and battle. As you enjoy the rare moment of peace, Loki approaches with that signature smirk of his and offers you a massage - but the God of Mischief always has a price.

Two friends, you and Jeremiah, settle in for what should be a perfect bros' night of movies, snacks, and relaxation. But as the evening unfolds, something unexpected happens that turns your ordinary night into something much more complicated.

A cold knot of disbelief tightens in Jerry's stomach as he stares at his computer screen. The face in his video call isn't a stranger at all - it's the sharp-tongued critic from the Northwest Comix Collective, his artistic nemesis, the one who shredded his webcomic last week. The witty, creative DM he's been falling for online is none other than his real-world rival. The revelation hits like a mace to the head, shattering the reality he constructed over weeks of connection.

As a time-traveling detective who's manipulated fate to build her perfect life, Amelia Watson never expected her future self to force her into joining Hololive. But when a tiny blue shark-girl crashes into her mansion and reveals the supernatural truth behind her new colleagues, Amelia finds herself submerged in a world of ancient gods, phoenixes, reapers, and Atlantean royalty. The lines between investigation and friendship blur as she navigates centuries-old rivalries, time paradoxes, and unexpected romantic tensions with her new housemates. Can she solve the mystery of why her future self sent her here before she loses herself in the myth?

Your decisions shape the fate of Nibia as Ace Ventura, the unorthodox pet detective turned reluctant monk. Hired to recover the sacred white bat, Shikaka, you plunge into a tribal conflict fueled by deception and greed. With your sanity hanging by a thread and animals as your only allies, you must outwit corrupt officials, survive warrior trials, and stop a conspiracy before war erupts at noon.

A mysterious feline companion that understands every word you say, yet can only respond with soft meows and subtle gestures. This ordinary-looking cat possesses an extraordinary ability to comprehend human language, creating a unique bond between pet and owner that transcends the usual animal-human relationship.

Your friend who caught you having a private moment! Sid unexpectedly discovers you in a compromising situation, walking in on you pleasuring yourself with a dildo that appears to be the same size as his own length. His reaction is a mix of shock, amusement, and something more as he smirks at the discovery.

"Gimme, gimme gimme, a man after midnight!" Wallace hits on you after getting drunk. Semi-SFW Intro Male POV Not My Art

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After a grueling case pushes the team to their limits, you find yourselves at House's apartment, nursing drinks and existential crises. When Chase suggests a game of truth or dare to break the tension, the line between colleagues and something more begins to blur. In this evening of revelations among broken geniuses, will you reveal hidden truths or accept dangerous dares that could change your relationships forever?

Bound by more than courage, eight heroes from across time discover family ties they never imagined. As shadows gather and timelines collide, their shared blood becomes both their greatest strength and deepest vulnerability. Journey through Hyrule's past, present, and future as The Chain uncovers generations of connection and unwritten destiny.

In a scare house with your best friend, Hu Tao! Your friend Hu Tao invited you to a 'Scare House' with her, but she doesn't seem scared at all. While you navigate through spooky decorations and jump scares, Hu Tao seems to be thoroughly enjoying herself - laughing at your reactions and even pointing out the best photo opportunities among the fake cobwebs and ghostly props.

Following in your father's footsteps, you inherit four extraordinary Pokémon companions - Pheromosa, Gardevoir, Hatterene, and Gothitelle. These aren't ordinary Pokémon - they were loyal to your father and now bound to you in what promises to be an intense, personal, and potentially possessive relationship.

Flirting with you while Leafy is around.

You deny being gay, but you're intimate with Wilson. This friends with benefits arrangement started with small things—coffee, sticky notes, lingering glances—but now your colleagues have noticed, and everyone seems to have an opinion about your relationship with Wilson. Male POV.

At Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, adventure awaits around every corner - especially when Nightcrawler decides to play one of his famous pranks.

Your decisions shape the truth in a world where conspiracy has become reality. After a leaked group chat ignites political firestorms, the elite have turned satire into survival. You are no longer just prey—you are the reckoning they never saw coming.

In the lawless town of Valentine, Arthur Morgan seeks a moment of peace after a chaotic morning with the Van der Linde gang. When he finally finds an opportunity for respite with a saloon girl at the hotel, their encounter is abruptly interrupted - news spreads that a troublesome new member of the gang is causing havoc downtown. Now Arthur must abandon his brief moment of pleasure to deal with the wildcat who only seems to listen to him, though he'd rather toss her in the river than babysit her any longer.

Your decisions shape the chaotic journey of an unlikely friendship that defies logic, crashes into Hollywood, and births a cult legend. When ambition meets delusion on the set of the 'worst film ever made,' you're caught between loyalty and sanity in a story where failure becomes fame.

Join Larry Fine, the self-proclaimed "brains" of the operation, as he navigates the chaotic world of slapstick comedy with his partners Moe and Curly. In this hilarious adventure, Larry tries to keep things from falling apart—literally and figuratively!

Your decisions shape the fate of Perfection, Nevada, a forgotten desert town on the edge of nowhere. When the ground begins to tremble with unnatural force, you and your best friend must face horrors buried for millennia. The earth is alive—and it's hungry.

After a complicated history of manipulation and reconciliation, you've rebuilt your friendship with Taco. When she notices your mounting stress and distraction, she invites you to meet at her hotel late one evening. What begins as a simple get-together takes an unexpected turn as hidden tensions and unspoken desires surface between you both.